The LinkMachineGo had this piece of Marvel memoir by Jonathan Lethem. Lots about Kirby, and since he’s pretty much ignored these days this is a good thing. I don’t believe lethem has written a bad word, and to make things even better this fits into my current comic book-spree.

Comments

1. Dear Bullen, my friends are all a bunch of nerds. What shall I do? Don´t tell me to talk to them, because they won´t listen (except Boo, he´s the caring one). I feel like I can´t relate to them, I´m not at all I nerd you see. I´m perfectly nor-mal. So there you go. Help me, please.
   
   Yours, Dinsdale auf Walrustitty
   — Ola    (@ 30. April 2004, 13:11)
2. Dear Dinsdale,
   we here at Bullen thinks you should hit your head with bricks. It might not help, but at least it will be fun to watch. And hey, wasn’t you the freaky one on that album cover?
   — Nicklas    (@ 30. April 2004, 13:34)
3. Normality sux. I wanna fall in love with a circus freak. Not the Bearded Lady, though. That would just be plain weird. And Dinsdale is a gorram cute name. Do you come here often?
   — Boo    (@ 30. April 2004, 22:19)
4. Boo: so you wanna do the siamese twins in Carnivàle then?
   
   Dinsdale only comes here when he’s threatened by a hedgehog called Spiny Norman.
   — Nicklas    (@ 30. April 2004, 22:33)
5. Heck, two holes is better than one!
   
   Or was that heads? I never could remember what it’s supposed to be.
   
   Which actually would explain a lot of my confusion…
   
   Dinny!!
   — Boo    (@ 30. April 2004, 22:54)
6. You’re in luck then. The twins in Carnivàle has both.
   
   As long as they’re not a pair of insane (former-)siamese assassins who has lots of weapons and toy for their robotic arms and… Hell, who am I to discriminate?
   — Nicklas    (@ 30. April 2004, 23:08)
7. Me neither. I’m not saying no to anyone, dead or alive, all human parts or partly mechanic. I hope that someday we will live in a world where things like that doesn’t matter, as long as one gets laid. You have to learn to see what’s really important.
   — Boo    (@ 30. April 2004, 23:28)
8. Dear Bullen, my friends are all a bunch of nerds. What shall I do? Don´t tell me to talk to them, because they won´t listen (except Boo, he´s the caring one). I feel like I can´t relate to them, I´m not at all I nerd you see. I´m perfectly nor-mal. So there you go. Help me, please.
   
   Yours, Dinsdale auf Walrustitty (II)
   — Tommy    (@ 1. May 2004, 11:35)
9. Whoa! Deja vu!
   — Nicklas    (@ 1. May 2004, 13:14)
10. Cool. It’s almost like siamese twins. What a turn-on!
    — Boo    (@ 1. May 2004, 14:59)
11. Ola and Tommy – jointed by the hips. Not what I’d like to call a turn on.
    — Nicklas    (@ 1. May 2004, 15:01)
12. No? How about “sexual epiphany”?
    — Boo    (@ 1. May 2004, 16:50)
13. Let me check… “Ola and Tommy joined by the hips.” No… No sexual epiphany here.
    — Nicklas    (@ 1. May 2004, 17:52)
14. Man, you’re just plain weird!
    — Boo    (@ 1. May 2004, 17:57)
15. Fark. I am to blame for all this.
    
    Boo: UMA is The Bearded Lady. Mo-ha-ha. Spiderhoe revenge opportunity knocks. Blimey, about time.
    
    Nicklas: I´m out of bricks at the moment. I sold them to a homeless camel.
    — Ola    (@ 2. May 2004, 15:20)
16. Ola: No she’s not, I mean, she’s completely shaved.
    
    Huh. I hope that’s not open to some silly misinterpretation.
    — Boo    (@ 2. May 2004, 20:26)
17. Boo: misinterpretion something in these comments? Can’t happen. Impossible even.
    — Nicklas    (@ 2. May 2004, 22:48)
18. Nicklas, I know. Things seem to become strangely clear once I enter this realm. It’s like Prozac Wonderland, or something. Everything is calm, clear and not the least bit confusing anymore. Can you dig it, duuude?
    — Boo    (@ 3. May 2004, 00:14)
19. Hehe… You said “shaved”... Hehe.
    — Tommy    (@ 3. May 2004, 08:53)
20. Boo: I´m not going to interpret anything. That´s the new mature and responsible version of me. I´m like a completely new person.
    — Ola    (@ 3. May 2004, 16:36)
21. Ola: what did the musicans do to you in the studio? Did they molest you in every way possible? Knock you down and switch brains with DiLeva? We want the bastard Ola back, you hear.
    — Nicklas    (@ 3. May 2004, 17:00)
22. Nicklas: I was there. The musicans was very extremly (nauseously) nice. Ola is still a bastard, he’s just trying to be as nice as the real musicans. It’ll pass. Trust me. I’ve heard that he, an hour ago, tried to pick up two young teenage girls by screaming “Hey sluts, wanna come home to me and suck on my big fat lollipop?!”.
    — Tommy    (@ 3. May 2004, 17:07)
23. Phu! I was worried there for a moment.
    — Nicklas    (@ 3. May 2004, 17:19)
24. Tommy: So it was you who molested Ola?
    — Boo    (@ 3. May 2004, 18:04)
25. Boo: that fits your Siamese Twin fantasy…
    — Nicklas    (@ 3. May 2004, 18:42)
26. Nicklas: Dude! Tommy and Ola as siamese twins, molesting eachother. Wow. That’s like a whole new kind of porn. Like, Farrelly-porn. If that doesn’t turn you on, I don’t know what the hell does.
    — Boo    (@ 3. May 2004, 19:55)
27. My siamese twin fantasy is closer to the duo in Kabuki—separated females with cybernetic arms. It’s just as kinky, but in a whole other direction.
    — Nicklas    (@ 3. May 2004, 20:56)
28. I don’t like that this is off the first page. I need more dirty-talk, gorram! Do I really have to start calling those phonesexlines again? This here is way sexier.
    — Boo    (@ 4. May 2004, 00:18)
29. Tommy: What do you mean “real musicians”? I was just as real as them. I was polite enough to realise that they played better than me. So in order to not screw the song up, I let them play. That, if nothing, is mature behavior. You see how mature I am all of a sudden, don´t you?
    
    Boo: Please, do something else.
    
    Nicklas: I haven´t got anything to say to you. You´ll only pay back by bringing Henke to more fikor. Bastard.
    — Ola    (@ 4. May 2004, 16:47)
30. Ola: I can’t. It’s like an addiction. A hot and sexy addiction, but still…
    — Boo    (@ 4. May 2004, 16:53)
31. Ola: Yeah, sure. Mature. Yeah. Sure, dude, sure, what ever. Go play with your G-string! If you wanna listen to real musicians, you have our album.
    
    Boo: Dirty talk? One word: bukkake.
    — Tommy    (@ 5. May 2004, 16:33)
32. Tommy: two words: german bukkake. But then it’s not just dirty talk, but really far out the perversion window.
    — Nicklas    (@ 5. May 2004, 17:02)
33. Hehehe… bukkake sounds a bit like Kubaki.
    — Boo    (@ 7. May 2004, 01:29)
34. Boo: One is a form a theatre and the other… Well, it can be a performance but mostly it’s not the same thing.
    — Nicklas    (@ 7. May 2004, 01:36)
35. Nicklas: So what you’re saying is, you bought Kubaki by mistake because you thought it was german bukkake?
    — Boo    (@ 7. May 2004, 03:38)
36. Damnit Boo. No matter what I say, it’s going to sound wrong or like a cover up. The only path is to lie then, so, yup.
    — Nicklas    (@ 7. May 2004, 11:21)
37. Tommy: Screw you guys. I´m getting some grown-up friends. I´m tired of this childish blabber.
    — Ola    (@ 7. May 2004, 13:03)
38. Nickas: Damn you for destroying my dirty and somewhat unclear but yet incredibly ingenious plan like that! Damn you, I say!
    
    Unless you’re lying when you say you’re lying. Ah, yes. Hah.
    
    Ola: You started it…
    — Boo    (@ 7. May 2004, 14:20)
39. If Ola thinks bukkake is childish, then I wonder where he went to kindergarten.
    — Nicklas    (@ 7. May 2004, 14:36)
40. Boo: I started a discussion on the later works of Steinbeck. Then you started the rest.
    
    Nicklas: I didn´t go to kindergarten. I was at home, poking my nose, listening to The Beatles and watching porn.
    — Ola    (@ 8. May 2004, 11:59)
41. Ola: That explains a lot. Not all, but a lot. Did you watch clamlappers vol 1-90 to get that porn discount at the video store?
    — Nicklas    (@ 8. May 2004, 14:06)
42. Ola: And then you got sperm in your ear.
    — Tommy    (@ 8. May 2004, 21:01)
43. Tommy: does that make a q-tip (sw övers. = tops) into a jizzmop?
    — Nicklas    (@ 8. May 2004, 21:51)
44. Ola: The important thing isn’t who started what, but who is to blame, and I think we all would feel much better if you finally could accept the blame is yours and yours alone. Mmm’key?
    — Boo    (@ 9. May 2004, 00:13)
45. Yeah. So ‘fess up on JFK, Ola. Admit you squeezed one off right in his ear.
    — Nicklas    (@ 9. May 2004, 01:01)
46. Oh! So Ola is the horrible Cum Fairy, that sneeks in to your bedroom at night and jerk off in your ear? Oh! Got you, you little bastard! After all these years, I finally found my Nemesis!
    — Tommy    (@ 10. May 2004, 13:12)
47. I just wanna take a moment and break the ongoing topic, to mention that comment #46 here made me laugh my proverbial arse off. It was a good arse, I will miss it a lot, but it was worth it. Ola the Cum Fairy. Brilliant. Do I sense a cute little pop-tune in here somewhere?
    — Boo    (@ 10. May 2004, 16:24)
48. Tommy: stay tuned for the Cum Wars. Coming this summer, directed by George Lucas with special effects by Ola Claesson.
    — Nicklas    (@ 10. May 2004, 17:33)
49. I will definetely use that one on Sivans. Blonde skånska in sight (or redhaired from wherever she is from) and then
    
    “Hello luv, I´m the Cum Fairy. What beautiful ears. Who are you? I´ve been looking for you.”
    — Ola    (@ 10. May 2004, 17:37)
50. Ola: no, no, no. “Hello there sugarcake. I’m the Cum Fairy, wanna go out to my van and do a bukkake video?” Since you’re going to get slapped silly anyway, why not do something so that you deserve it?
    — Nicklas    (@ 11. May 2004, 00:09)
51. Boo: Well, then I’ll make you even more happy by announcing my upcoming comic book about the horrors of the Cum Fairy.
    
    Think “Preacher”. But instead of someone walking around shooting people… Well, you get the point… I’ve already sold the licens to Japan.
    
    “Cum Fairy Goes To Japan”
    “Cum Fairy versus Godzilla”
    “Metrokkake”
    – Ahhh! Splat I am Cumzilla, you are Japan!
    
    And so on, and so forth. This weekend I’ll be doing research about how many times a pretty normal guy can shoot per day.
    
    The Cum Fairy can do much better, ofcourse, but that’s because his father ones got a blowjob from one of the Tjernobyl street hookers.
    — Tommy    (@ 11. May 2004, 08:27)
52. (BTW: My biography will be named “What the hell did my parents do wrong?”)
    — Tommy    (@ 11. May 2004, 08:28)
53. (SP: Once, not ones… Sry.)
    — Tommy    (@ 11. May 2004, 10:14)
54. If you drop a teeth, place it under your pillow to get a coin in exchange from the Tooth Fairy. Older females who sleep naked, however, might get a reward from the Cum Fairy.
    — Nicklas    (@ 11. May 2004, 11:35)
55. No, no. The Tooth Fairy and the Cum Fairy works totally separeted. They have nothing to do with eachother. The Tooth Fairy is a nice lady. The Cum Fairy is just an asshole. Or a pussy, depending on who you ask. And he flies around and shot sperm in sleeping persons ears. Or in the mouth. If you wake up with a bad taste in your mouth, then you know what has happened…
    — Tommy    (@ 11. May 2004, 13:05)
56. By the way: I’ve just heard that Nicklas really don’t have a beard. It’s just a result of a very sticky bukkake feast in a windy barber shop. It could however be a nasty roumor. Or a joke that sounded a lot better in someones head.
    — Tommy    (@ 11. May 2004, 13:17)
57. Tommy: it’s just a false rumour. Sadly, because it means that I’ve got a really crappy beard-growth. If there had been a bukkake barbershop incident, at least I could blame someone else for it. But as they say in 24 Hour Party People: print the legend.
    — Nicklas    (@ 11. May 2004, 14:29)
58. I´m out of words. I´m just gonna be The Cum Fairy from now on.
    
    Don´t talk, just make cum, baby. I wanna cum in your ear. I´m gonna take you to my Cumcar and…yeah…oh baby…oh…like your mother…gimme ear, baby…
    — Ola    (@ 11. May 2004, 18:34)
59. That’s great, Ola, ‘cause you gotta have goals. I think it’s quite sad when people don’t know what to do with their lifes, especially when they’ve reached your age. So if you finally found out that what you really wanna do is cum all over as many as possible, then I say good for you and put two thumbs up. No, I mean just up in the air, not up there. Damn it, boy, that’s just plain dirty!
    — Boo    (@ 11. May 2004, 19:07)
60. Ola: if you say so: here’s a costume for your “secret” “identity”. cut and paste as this comment-system doesn’t seem to approve links. http://www.carbonatedink.com/images/cf.jpg
    — Nicklas    (@ 11. May 2004, 19:28)
61. And here’s a scetch for the comic book. http://www.svartanka.com/bilder/cumfairy.jpg
    — Tommy    (@ 11. May 2004, 19:36)
62. Boo: I´m not as structured as you. You got me there.
    
    Nicklas: Not to sure I have the guts to go to your link at the library in case someone is watching over my shoulder. Or should I anyway?
    — Ola    (@ 12. May 2004, 11:57)
63. Ola: Of you’re reading this comment thread at the library – what could possible be worse?
    — Tommy    (@ 12. May 2004, 13:24)
64. Tommy: reading this comment thread in the library nude with lots of pinting and giggling teenage girls around?
    — Nicklas    (@ 13. May 2004, 12:57)
65. Nicklas: No, we don´t want that at all. No. Not at all do we want that. It will never happen at all we don´t want that. Nowahatanawfulshamethatwouldbe. Oh dear, I did it again.
    — Ola    (@ 13. May 2004, 13:18)
66. Nicklas: ...while ejaculating in some old lady’s ear…? No, no we don’t want that. That’s disgusting. You perv!
    — Tommy    (@ 13. May 2004, 15:53)
67. What? Have y’all gone to lunch? Hey! Were’s the comments? Hey! HEY! Boy-toy! Cum jokes! Sperm! SPERM!
    — Tommy    (@ 14. May 2004, 20:07)
68. Nicklas: I´ve now looked closer at the comment-60 link and I must say that it´s quite close. It looks like me! I´m not sure this is a good thing. But thanks. I´m flattered, I guess.
    — Ola    (@ 15. May 2004, 12:53)
69. Ola: well you ARE the Cum Fairy after all. Ooops, that might have been a secret?
    — Nicklas    (@ 15. May 2004, 13:29)
70. Nicklas: Supposed to be a secret, yes. Some girls are getting suspicious though. And some guys. And a goat, I think.
    — Ola    (@ 15. May 2004, 19:19)
71. Ola: I’ve told you once and I’ve told you twice: when they bring out the goat, quickly leave the party.
    — Nicklas    (@ 15. May 2004, 21:11)
72. I didn’t tell the goat! I swear!
    — Tommy    (@ 15. May 2004, 22:08)
73. Tommy: but perhaps you talk in your sleep?
    — Nicklas    (@ 15. May 2004, 22:58)
74. Nicklas: Should I leave even if I´m not sure it is a goat? Could be a sheep, or a pig in disguise. I dunno. I was blindfolded.
    — Ola    (@ 16. May 2004, 16:13)
75. If it said “Bäääh” I propobly was a goat. Or a sheep. But not a pig. No, not a pig.
    
    By the way, how does English goats sound? I mean, they havn’t got any Ä’s over there.
    
    (That was the most likely crappiest joke I’ve ever made.)
    — Tommy    (@ 16. May 2004, 22:17)
76. Tommy: They sound like “a-wigga-wigga-wigga-vrrrm-vrrrm-vrrrm-ccccch-ccccch”(repeat), which is much funnier than “Bäääh”. Who came up with “Bäääh”, any way? Musta been Boo. He´s tedious. It could still be a pig, though, impersonating a sheep going “a-wigga-wigga-wigga-vrrrm-vrrrm-vrrrm-ccccch-ccccch”. A pigpersonator.
    
    Or, since they dont´have Ä:s, they can just go “Beeeh”, or if they are mad at someone, “BEEEH!”, like really loud. They could probably scare the living shit out of someone. Combat Sheep. They´re mean and they mean it. Now that´s a Boo, that is.
    — Ola    (@ 17. May 2004, 17:45)
77. Beh.
    — Boo    (@ 18. May 2004, 01:59)
78. BEEH!
    — Tommy    (@ 18. May 2004, 08:27)
79. COWBEEEEEHL!
    — Tommy    (@ 18. May 2004, 12:36)
80. It´s truly an honour to be a part of this bunch. I´m touched (no, not in that way).
    — Ola    (@ 18. May 2004, 14:53)
81. Tommy: sounds like you’ve got a fever.
    
    Ola: oh, that kind of “touched”, as in with electrical prods.
    — Nicklas    (@ 18. May 2004, 15:44)
82. Ola: Oh, but you will be.. You will BEEEEEH!
    — Yoda of the lamb    (@ 18. May 2004, 19:58)
83. Nicklas: Yeah, I got at fever! Guess what? And the only prescription is more – BEEEH! – sheeps! No! I mean cum! Oh, shit, no! Cowbell! COWBEEEHL! ... Damn. Damn you, dirty BEEEH! Go to hell, all of you!
    — Tommy    (@ 19. May 2004, 10:18)
84. “Look at Travolta´s back”. Norm should be president.
    
    Tommy: It´s sheep, not sheeps, even in plural. I love being a bitchy wanker. “Go to hell”? Maybe you´re right. It´s time for a Ryssby-journey when Nicklas gets back home.
    
    Nicklas: Yes. That exact way. Prods, when you want to be shocked. That´s another Boo.
    — Ola    (@ 19. May 2004, 13:11)
85. Wonderballs!
    — Boo    (@ 27. May 2004, 01:23)
86. Wonderbra!
    — Tommy    (@ 28. May 2004, 13:15)
87. Jaye in a wonderbra? Jayne in a wonderbra? Mal and Jayne doing hot and steamy gaysexthings while wearing wonderbras? I feel some great slashfiction coming on, woo hah!
    — Boo    (@ 31. May 2004, 14:30)
88. We built this city, built this city, we built this city on ROCK´N´ROLL, built this city, we built this city on ROCK´N´ROLL, built this city, built this city on ROCK`N´ROLL.
    — Ola    (@ 15. June 2004, 18:01)
89. We built this city, built this city, we built this city on CUM´N´POOP, built this city, we built this city on CUM´N´POOP, built this city, built this city on CUM´N´POOP.
    — Boo    (@ 15. June 2004, 18:03)
90. Ola: I have to warn you. You’re out of line with this song-quoting shit. Don’t force me to close the comments on this article. I mean, it doesn’t even have a fuckin’ cowbell.
    — Nicklas    (@ 16. June 2004, 00:40)
91. Nicklas: Sorry. How abuut this then: Oh ah, just a little bit, oh ah, a little bit more, oh ah, I give you love you can´t ignore. It´s got cowbell. Rather low in the mix though, could be hard to spot.
    
    Boo: I peed on your parrot.
    — Ola    (@ 16. June 2004, 15:25)
92. Ola: That explained the smell when I cuddled with it last night. I liked it, I liked it a lot. Can I buy it in bottles as perfume to give away to pretty girls?
    — Boo    (@ 16. June 2004, 16:35)
93. This perfume has ceased to be? It is an ex-perfume?
    — Nicklas    (@ 16. June 2004, 19:47)
94. Boo: Yes, my friend. Peed-on-parrot by Ralph Lauren is a big hit with most girls. And if it isn´t they are surely not worthy a man of your stature.
    
    Nicklas: Lovely plumage, innit?
    — Ola    (@ 17. June 2004, 13:49)
95. You guy’s are fucking disgusting!
    — Tommy    (@ 5. July 2004, 20:47)
96. Tommy: Who’s Disgusting? Is it a he, she or it? With the amount of people and things… okey, mostly things… no, now I’m lying, only things… and maybe animals, but that would be saying to much, really… where was I? Oh, yes. With the amount of only things and maybe animals I’m fucking all the time, it’s hard to keep track of who everybody is. Even someone with such a noticeable name as Disgusting.
    — Boo    (@ 9. July 2004, 09:48)
97. Vacuum cleaner sucks up budgie.
    — Ola    (@ 19. July 2004, 13:26)
98. Okey. Here it comes. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah! Yeah! [Nicklas cuts and pastes] Come on baby! Yeaah! Yeah! Who’s your daddy? Who’s your daddy?! Do it! Yeah, do it! DO IT! [Nicklas cuts and pastes] Pop goes the weasel! 100th.
    — Tommy    (@ 30. July 2004, 23:00)
99. Tommy, you fat bastard. I wanted to be the one, without your silly silly cheating (which really is another way of say “Fuck, now why didn’t I think of that first!”).
    — Boo    (@ 6. August 2004, 07:29)
100. Actually, some of us can cheat…
     — Nicklas    (@ 9. August 2004, 17:36)
101. And I, once again, become #101. Just missing it to times in a row? Oh, how horrible my destiny has come to be!
     — Boo    (@ 9. August 2004, 20:29)
102. Two, even. Such an important post and I can’t even spell a three letter word correct. Fuck! More coffee.
     — Boo    (@ 9. August 2004, 21:21)
103. Nicklas, you motherfucking villian! You got to hell, you go to hell and you die!! Cock! Dildo!
     — Tommy    (@ 9. August 2004, 21:51)
104. (Slaps his chest and points, then he speaks badly dubbed) Ha! Ha! Ha! You can never defeat me as my posting kung fu is much better than yours, you swine.
     — Nicklas    (@ 9. August 2004, 21:56)
105. Point THIS, scumbag!
     — Tommy    (@ 9. August 2004, 21:58)
106. You know Tommy, normal people just masturbate…
     — Nicklas    (@ 9. August 2004, 22:20)
107. That’s just disgusting! I would never do that!
     
     (Uh, masturbating, that’s when you put a gurka in your anus while singing folksongs and banging your head agianst a radio, right?)
     — Tommy    (@ 9. August 2004, 22:21)
108. Tommy: Yup, of course it is. I know, because that’s how I do it and have done for years, ever since an uncle showed me how to masturbate. He sure was a nice man.
     — Boo    (@ 10. August 2004, 07:07)
109. Ah, good, good. It’s kind of strang, though, don’t you think? It’s like that sex thingy, where you smack a girl over the head with a shovel while screaming “Here comes the moneytrain!”. I’ve tried it many times, but I don’t really get any of thoses orgasms people are talking about. What do I do wrong, dr Love?
     — Tommy    (@ 10. August 2004, 08:17)
110. Tommy: I dunno, my dear and uncomfortably close friend. I heard of these condom-things people seem to use from time to time these days. Maybe that’s something for you, mah boy? Now, I don’t strictly know what it is, but since they’re often referred to as being made of rubber, I assume we’re talking tires. So I would suggest you take a tire from the nearest car, steal if you have to (this is after all for a good cause), and shove it up the girls asshole. Maybe then you will, as they say, have an orgasm.
     
     Good luck!
     — Dr. Boo    (@ 10. August 2004, 10:01)
111. Boo: I’ve heard it helps if it vibrate and do some kind of motion. So maybe, just maybe, it isn’t enough to shove a tyre up the ass on the female. If you put the tyre on a jackhammer then that ought to do it.
     — Nicklas    (@ 10. August 2004, 11:32)
112. Nicklas: Maybe you could use one of those big drilling machines, you know, those used to drill holes in asphalt, or is that overkill?
     — Boo    (@ 10. August 2004, 12:11)
113. Boo: They say great minds think alike: you silly bint, I just said that. (Jackhammer.) So no, it’s not overkill.
     — Nicklas    (@ 10. August 2004, 12:38)
114. Nicklas: Yes. I am a silly bint. I thought a jackhammer was something else. Which it wasn’t. Damn. Fuck. Fuck-fuck. Talk so we lesser beings can understand what you say next time, motherfucker. I blame it on you! And John Byrne.
     
     In other news, I did googled jackhammer and came up with a couple of pics that has nothing to do with tires but, well, at least in one case something to do with driving things up a hole. Could be in both cases, actually, but I really hope not:
     http://www.atheistempire.com/entertainment/images/jackhammer%20jesus.jpg
     http://www.windycitygaynaturists.org/images/sept2002/jackhammer2.jpg
     — Boo    (@ 10. August 2004, 14:19)
115. Yeah, it’s John Byrne’s fault.
     
     That cross was both frightening and hilarious at the same time. “If you’re going to masturbate, do it with the Son of God!”
     — Nicklas    (@ 10. August 2004, 14:42)
116. “Normal people just masturbate”. Well, and people like me as well.
     
     I like ham. Cause its like a hamster without the ster, which I don´t like at all.
     — Ola    (@ 10. August 2004, 15:51)
117. You do know that everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten? Ever since I’ve heard that, I’ve been strangeling the lizzard nine times a day, ‘cause I fucking hate cats.
     — Tommy    (@ 14. August 2004, 22:03)
118. Tommy: But do you hate them so much that you also wag the dog on others?
     — Nicklas    (@ 14. August 2004, 22:59)
119. Makes you kinda wonder why the PETA and such groups have never taken a firm stand against masturbation. PETA; anti-masturbation, pro-sex-with-every animal-big-enough-to-fith-a-penis-into-and-then-some. Yeah. That could make for some fun debates and TV-commersials.
     — Boo    (@ 17. August 2004, 11:18)
120. Nicklas: Hell, yeah! I got two hands, don’t I? I just close my eyes, think about Izabella Scorupco and jerk away. And if it was classified as masturbation, I would also take one up the ass. But as far as I know, that’s sex. Really, really gay sex. And everytime you have gay sex, God creates TWO kittens. And a lamb. And a bunny. And, for some strange reason, random parts to a very tiny car that runs on elephant pee.
     — Tommy    (@ 17. August 2004, 22:40)
121. 121! That’s about the same amount of thousands of crones I’ve got in the bank.
     
     Or not.
     — Tommy    (@ 14. September 2004, 13:59)
122. 121 000 Danish beers in the bank? Explains a lot.
     
     What about the scenario: Izabella Scorupco with a strap-on and tacos by the bed, Wonderfalls season two on the tv and a midget tied onto a tree outside screaming for help as it's being beaten with large cucumbers by five naked siamese twins with large hooters?
     — Nicklas    (@ 14. September 2004, 22:39)
123. Beer. Still not tasty.
     — Boo    (@ 29. September 2004, 11:35)
124. Boo: you’re insane and very unmanly. What’s the next step? String cheese-underwear? Join the queer eye-guys for a pubcrawl and have fruity drinks with more sugar than alcohol?
     — Nicklas    (@ 30. September 2004, 00:39)
125. Boo, you cum-bucket! Beer makes you look good, it makes you a man, it makes everything feel good. Beer good. BEER GOOOOD!
     — Tommy    (@ 4. October 2004, 08:56)
126. Beer. Tasty now.
     — the Boo    (@ 12. June 2005, 16:44)
127. Boo: for your sake, I hope so.
     — Nicklas    (@ 14. June 2005, 12:51)

128. I think beer is bad for my tummy. It behaves a bit strange when I drink the beer. Even if it’s not much. Please, help, what’s wrong with me?

     
     — Fredrik    (@ 2. October 2006, 13:39)

129. And I was Boo back then. Should have stayed Boo. Too much confusion ain’t good for me. How can I ever hope to read through this thread without hurting my head now?!

     
     — Fredrik    (@ 2. October 2006, 13:42)

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