spam'd to death
Thanks to my spam-filter, I rarely see any of them despite that they’ve increased to ridiculous levels lately. However, sometimes one have to squeeze oneself into the spam-folder and see what real email that’s about to be thrown away.
Among all the usual spam trying to sell a hell of a lot of Vicodin, pr0n, Vicodin for fish, Dear Antler aphrodisiacs, bikini line How-to’s, there was another spam informing me that one can’t get a penis enlargement at Walmart.
Colour me surprised, but I thought that was obvious. Of course you can’t get something with a penis in Walmart, because that would imply that they thought that everyone that shopped there was inadequate in their indecent area of the body. And if that happened, there would be a civil war in Hicksville, USA. (Note: Hicksville is a state of mind, not a place on a map.)
