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carbonated ink : one man's struggle against boredom

Put your poster up today

[]    things of paper : 29. June 2005, 15:08   

Rules of conduct at the office made be printed in order to spreat unease and anguish in others. Not that I think it will actually work, but it’s still amusing. This is probably my favorite:

23 REFURBISHED ELEPHANTS
The management is allowed to utter any kind of moronic blabber at any employee at any given time without justification. [...] Any nonsense coming from inferiorly placed individuals is to be reported immediately and will be dealt with the maximum legal strenght.



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